I ended up erasing my Macbook Pro and reinstalling EVERYTHING. I ended up converting my chef-solo script to ansible.
Drewlander Github Repository
All that should need to be done is:
I used an external mouse and keyboard to do the install.
To get the touchbar and keyboard to work I followed: This.
I followed the section titled: Keyboard/Touchpad/Touchbar.
Wireless still does not work, even when setting the txpower to 10. I mean, it will SEE the networks but they are so very faint. See: Here.
I have not tried that yet.
There are also sound drivers for the speakers/headphones/mic (Bluetooth audio works great): Here. However since there is no volume control yet, I have held off.